Score: 7

"...Yeah."

submission: MGS: Flash Collab DISC 01

date: July 7, 2008

I chuckled maybe three times. Not exactly what i was expecting.

Mindchambers was fucking genius though.

Score: 10

"Quite breathtaking."

submission: Feudalism

date: April 23, 2008

The scope and detail of the world you've made here is quite awesome if i may be so bold.

At the start i found it a bit tough, but once i got the hand of it, it was enjoyable to say the least. I think i spent 3 hours playing last night, to take over the world, then about an hour today levelling up to 50 and getting my Warlord sorted out in his best gear/horse etc.

This is possibly the best RPG game i've played on Newgrounds, and i think it's already beaten Sinjids Battle Arena for quality by a mile. The depth of detail in the Armour/swords/helmets etc etc etc Is awesome, the 'special' weapons are great too. It takes a while to try and get everything to balance out, but i think i have an awesome little character on my hands now.

Graphics, sound, quality all awesome. Full marks for you.

One thing i did notice though, was at one point in the game i had dual weapons on a horse, which was awesome, but because i didn't know it was a bug at the time, i unequipped them to try and equip some better gear and lost the ability.

Make another one. Bigger, not neccesarilly better but with more levels, places to attack, maybe some secret items you can only get doing certain things, and you'll have the best game on the internet.

Props.

Score: 10

"Fantastic."

submission: NG Sketchbook Tour 07

date: November 16, 2007

As usual the Sketch Book Tour is awesome. I thank you from the heart of my bottom for letting me participate this year, and i swear to God, if i can participate next year, i'll actually put some effort into it.

This just oozes class.

Score: 10

"Boobs."

submission: Sam's Bobs Makes Me

date: May 1, 2006

Any song about boobs, is great by me, and the fact its sung by someone i love about someone i love is just the icing on the cake.

You and Sam should make dirty lesbo films and send me them kthx

Score: 10

"Hot tits."

submission: Bond, James Bond... Metalized!

date: February 3, 2006

Was linked here by a fellow drunkard, and i normally dont listen to metal, but this shit is fucking great. Mad props and a fist full of shit flavoured candy for you. Well done on the diamond track ;)

Score: 9

"Blacktastic :)"

submission: Fulp Friction

date: February 22, 2005

Hmmm, im not sure you will get a raise after this but its worth a shot right, hahaha, man, your fucking outrageous. Well done on yet another full frontal offensive fucker of an audio.